UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Military Stealth Fighter Watch
This Cool Watch has an Airplane Shaped Dial with Colorful Light Display Functions for the Date and Week. Also has an Alarm Function and comes in 5 different Colors: Hunter Camo, AM Camo, Blue, White, and Black.
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Calligraphy Pen Tie Bar
Did you know that Calligraphy is is a Visual Art related to Writing? It’s the Design and Execution of Lettering with a Broad Tip Instrument or Brush. The Practice can be Defined as “The Art of Giving Form to…
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Hipster Santa Charm
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly and Forever Stylish! Put this Charm Bead on your Bracelet or Pendant and HO HO HO to the end of the year! Cute, Fun, and hey, Green Shades! :P
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Double AA Battery Cufflinks
You never have Batteries handy when you need them… So why not strap them to your arms? These very Unique Cufflinks look like real Double AA Batteries… So who needs the Energizer Bunny now?












