UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Till Death Stitches Ring
Oh Man, I love these rings… Stitches Rings, made out of 316L Stainless Steel, Created by Han Cholo, with Flesh, Bones, Wounds, and Stitching all the way around, just like Frankenstein. SWEET! Deadly! Dark… Engraved inside with “Till Death…
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Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….
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Snoopy Halloween Wrist Watch
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” (Get it on DVD here)… The Classic Halloween Special that we all grew up watching… Created by Charles M. Schulz in 1966… Everyone loves Charlie Brown. But we all LOVE Snoopy better! And…
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Gory Crucified Baby Pendant
Oh Wow! Okay… If this isn’t the most INSANE Pendant I’ve ever seen. It’s a Baby, Crucified on a Cross with it’s Intestines Dangling out. WOW! It almost leaves me Speechless. I want to ask WHY??? But then again,…
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Box of Chocolates Heart Ring
This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…
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Dragon Ear Wrap
This Dragon wraps around your ear and lays eggs in your brain! HA! It also gives lizardly advice and requires only one ear pierced (although they do sell Dragons for the other ear as well – equally priced no…












