"When I Wear This Watch, I Know What Time It Is!"
Made of Fashionable Stainless Steel, this Wrist Watch Sports a Smooth Surface, 2 Buttons on the Case side for adjusting Time, and 28 Bright LEDs that look AWESOME! There are 2 Columns of Small blue LED lights... On the Left Hours are shown, and on the Right Minutes. The Date is also available with Months on the Left and Days on the Right. It's Water Resistant, and comes with a 2 Year Warranty! Time shown above 6:20 am. COOL!
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Till Death Stitches Ring
Oh Man, I love these rings… Stitches Rings, made out of 316L Stainless Steel, Created by Han Cholo, with Flesh, Bones, Wounds, and Stitching all the way around, just like Frankenstein. SWEET! Deadly! Dark… Engraved inside with “Till Death…
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Sasquatch Cufflinks
Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!
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Skeleton Necklace
This Kick Ass Skeleton hangs (hangs on for dear life) to a 19.5″ Chain that’s sooooo COOL! And, it’s made out of Stainless Steel! So it’s Durable, won’t Tarnish, Rust, or Corrode! All the Better! :)
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…












