"I Only Own 85 Pairs Of Shoes!"
Funny Charm Bracelet featuring Pink High Heel Shoes and Letter Charms that Spell out "W-H-O-R-E!"... Plus another Charm that Says it all: SHOE WHORE! You know who you are! Very Pink, Very Colorful, Very Fitting... The Photo Charms are Sealed with a Glass-Like-Finish, and the Chain is 7.5" - 8" Long and Adjustable. Cinderella, Eat Your Heart out!
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Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…
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Fake Blood Ear Plugs
DANNNNNNNGGGGG! That’s Exactly what I thought when I saw these Incredibly Cool and Creepy Ear Plugs! Looking like they’re Filled with Fresh Flowing Red Blood, these Plugs will catch everyone’s Eyes and Boy will they take a Second Look……
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Millipede Ear Plugs
YIKES! Everytime I see someone Eat a Fat Juicy Bug on TV, like Survivor or Fear Factor, I think about Legs in my Teeth… GAG! Some people like Bugs, some don’t. I don’t like to Step on them… But…
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Sheriff Badge Nipple Shield
There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Goldfish Cracker Earrings
Goldfish Crackers are Cute Fish-Shaped Crackers that are Manufactured by Pepperidge Farm. They are Bright Orange with an Imprint of an Eye and a Smile. They’re Irresistible! “The Snack That Smiles Back!” Looking like Real Cheddar Fishies, these 1″…