"I have this Splitting Headache!"
I Know you Want this Lovely Charm Bead on your Charm Bracelet, now don't you? It would look GREAT next to that MOM Charm! HA! This Zombie Head is made out of Pewter and weights 16.9 Grams... Almost as much as your BRAINZZZZZ! Pstttt... At least the Pewter is Lead-Free, unlike your Knee Cap... CRUNCH!
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Man In Dog House Charm
HA HA HA! Talk about FUNNY! It’s a 14kt Gold, Vintage Charm of a Man in a Dog House! LMAO! Now that’s “RUFF!” ;) Guys, we all know what that feels like. OUCH! And what makes this Vintage Charm…
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Eggplant Dangle Drop Earrings
“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Reddit Snoo Ring
The Snoo Ring is Reddit’s First Official Step into Jewelry! Snoo, if you didn’t know, is Reddit’s Alien Mascot. Initially Created as a Doodle, Snoo Underwent Several Revisions (and got its Name) in its Transformation from Hypnotic-Eyed Sketch to…
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“I’m The Poop” Ear Plugs
LMAO! I know so many People who could Wear these Ear Plugs! Too Funny! I’m the Poop is a Nice way of Saying it… But we all know what it means. :) Put these Fun and Blue Acrylic Ear…
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Robo Pimp Watch
Be the Mac-Daddy Pimp you always wanted to be with this Pimp Watch. This Sleek Black Chrome Watch has a Black Silicone Band that’ll leave you Breathless. A Series of 21 Color-Coded LED Lights will give you the Hours,…












