Zombie Head Charm Bead
Well, this is what I call Bed-Head! Just look at that Mug. UGLY! This COOL Zombie Head is not only Snarling, with Ripped Lips and Rotten Teeth, but it has One Eye and a Cracked Open Skull! In other words: Brainy Good!
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"I have this Splitting Headache!"
I Know you Want this Lovely Charm Bead on your Charm Bracelet, now don't you? It would look GREAT next to that MOM Charm! HA! This Zombie Head is made out of Pewter and weights 16.9 Grams... Almost as much as your BRAINZZZZZ! Pstttt... At least the Pewter is Lead-Free, unlike your Knee Cap... CRUNCH!
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Human Anatomy Charm Bracelet
Creepy Crikes! This Charm Bracelet is a Huge Fear Factor… And it’s nothing but the Human Anatomy. Surprising how Freaky it is… Like a Serial Killer Doctor who wears Body Parts on their Arm… WOW! Cool Charm Bracelet, Glass…
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Bundt Pan Cake Necklace
What can you make with a Bundt Pan? Chocolate Cake, Apple, Lemon, Cinnamon Swirl, Mocha, Glazed Almond, Banana Cream, Golden Rum, Orange, Pound Cake, Blueberry, Pecan Sour Cream… Not to Mention the Ten Thousand other Recipes. So what can…
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Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings,…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Bazinga Ring
Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!
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