Zombie Head Charm Bead
Well, this is what I call Bed-Head! Just look at that Mug. UGLY! This COOL Zombie Head is not only Snarling, with Ripped Lips and Rotten Teeth, but it has One Eye and a Cracked Open Skull! In other words: Brainy Good!
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"I have this Splitting Headache!"
I Know you Want this Lovely Charm Bead on your Charm Bracelet, now don't you? It would look GREAT next to that MOM Charm! HA! This Zombie Head is made out of Pewter and weights 16.9 Grams... Almost as much as your BRAINZZZZZ! Pstttt... At least the Pewter is Lead-Free, unlike your Knee Cap... CRUNCH!
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Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace
Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…
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Utility Ring
This is such a Great Gift for the Handy Man! A Ring truly made for a MAN! This Utility Ring is like a Swiss Army Knife for your Finger! It’s So COOL! Hidden Inside are 5 Useful Tools! Any…
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Space Invaders Watch
With a Mechanical Self-Winding Movement, this watch takes the Cake! It’s Beautiful to look at and Incredible to own! It’s just plain Awesome!
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Beer Zone Belly Ring
Remember that time you got so Drunk that I had to carry you back to your Parent’s House and your Father came out with a Shot Gun? YEAH! THAT NIGHT! If you LOVE Beer like I DO, show it…
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Bugs and Elmer Cufflinks
“Kill Da Wabbit! Kill Da Wabbit! Kill Da Wabbit!” “Say, have you seen a Wabbit Wun by here?” “For Shame, Doc! Huntin’ Rabbits with an Elephant Gun!” “Ewephant Gun?” “That’s Right, Doc. So why don’t you go Shoot an…
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