Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Antique Photography... Gotta Love it! Vintage Photos always look Creepy anyway... The Eyes are always Dark, the Clothing Odd, the Hair Styles Wild... And Speaking of Wild... Posing next to an Egg Layer? Well, that just takes the Coop! Stick a lit Cigarette in his Mouth, and you have the perfect Scenario for a Chicken Dance. Or a Great Conversation Starter. Right? ;)
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Cut Throat Ear Wrap
Crazy Cool Earring! It’s an Ear Wrap that looks just like a Straight Edge Blade used by a Barber. And NOW, it’s wrapped around your Ear and Dangling down from the Knife is a Red Drop of BLOOD! AWESOME!
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Alter Ego Ring
Everybody wants an Alter Ego. A Superhero that hides behind a Mask… Talk about COOL! Some Bad Ass Hero Running through the Streets with a Cape and a Toilet Plunger, yeah, you get my drift. Want to Fight Crime?…
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Silver Dragon Ring
Dragons are SOOOOO Cool! I love all of them. From the Dragon Slayer to Avatar to Game of Thrones… Dragons are Iconic, Powerful and Magnificent. And this Highly Detailed Hand Carved and Cast Ring is Superb! A Dragon, with…
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Pom Star Belly Button Ring
Oh who hasn’t Wanted to be a Pom Star? The Fame, the Fortune, the VD… Oh Yeah, that doesn’t really say “POM STAR” does it? HA! My bad! Featuring Neon Blue Lettering with a Big Star, this Belly Ring…












