Grr Argh Metal Necklace Pendant
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I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all…
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…
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Eggplant Dangle Drop Earrings
“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….
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Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…
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Sweet Cherries Nipple Rings
Things you can make with Cherries: Sweet and Tart Cherry Pie, Cherry Snowball Cookies, Cherry Crunch, Cherry Bread, Chocolate Cherry Bars, Cherry Cobbler, and NOW… Cherry Nipples! What else? Fun and Sexy Nipple Rings made out of 14 Gauge,…
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Make America Gay Again Pendant
Like the Return of Will and Grace doesn’t Gay up America, this Pendant certainly will. It’s a Gay Pride Rainbow Necklace featuring a Round Disc, a Rainbow Flag in the Shape of a Heart, the Silhouette of America, and…












