Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Five is Beer O’clock
Thirsty? It may be 5:00 somewhere, but this true beer lover’s watch makes it 5:00 all the time!
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Decepticon Transformer Cufflinks
Lego Fans! Transformer Fans! Decepticon Megatron Fans! YOU SHALL EXCITED! Because these Cufflinks are right up your Geeky Alley! It’s the Decepticon (also Misspelled as Deceptacon and Decptacon) Megatron Helmet Transformer Autobot LEGO Cufflinks that will leave every Fan…
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Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy…
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Human Heart Pendant
OMG! WOW! WOW! WOW! CRAZY! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! BLOODY! WOW! WOW! WOW! FUN! WOW! YIKES! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! HEART PUMPING! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! DEAD! WOW! WOW! WOW! WTF! WOW!…
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Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace
Kick some Ass… It’s Wonder Woman, and she’s about to Wring your Neck. Literally. For it’s her Famous Lasso of Truth turned into one of the Coolest Superhero Pendants ever. The Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace that Features an…
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Heart in Hands Ear Plugs
Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…












