Flip-Flop Brooch
My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything will be DANDY!
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Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Potted Succulent Plant Earrings
How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…
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Butterfly Skull Ring
It’s Cute. It’s Spooky. It’s Perfect for Halloween… A Very Unique Skull Ring with Elegant Butterfly Wings. How CREEPY! With Sparkling AAA+ Cubic Zirconia Stones, of Black and Red, Inlaid onto a Two-Tone Band that’s High Polished and Gothic…
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Cheese Ring
“Cheese!” It’s what you say when you want people to SMILE! Right? Usually it’s the Mouse in the Hole who gets the Cheese, but now, it’s your Finger. For this Cheese is a Cleverly Inspired Ring that’s YUMMY Delicious!…
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Nose Ring Ring
“Look Honey, I Picked this Nose for you!” It’s a Nose Ring with a Nose Ring… It’s Funny, Different, and you can tell everyone you got your Nose Pierced! :) Get the Conversation going with this Ring… Who Nose…
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Genuine Meteorite Necklace
WOW! How AWESOME is this! This Very Cool Pendant is actually a REAL GENUINE METEORITE! It’s True! It’s over 4,000 Years Old! It’s a Piece of Galactic History and it can be yours Today! :)
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Retro TV Photo Brooch
What a really COOL idea. It’s a Brooch that’s also a Photo Frame. It looks just like a Retro TV, but the Screen is open so you can view any Photo you slide into the slot. It’s Clever, Fun,…
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