Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Fatter Than Barbie Charm
LOL This Charm makes my Sides Hurt from Laughing. WTF??? It’s the “Fatter Than Barbie” Charm that goes on the Italian Charm Bracelet. TOO FUNNY! Are you Big Boned? Do you Love Yourself even though you’re a Little Chunky-Chunk?…
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Invisible Man Brooch
The Invisible Man was a Science Fiction Novella by H. G. Wells Published in 1897. It’s about a Scientist who Invents a way to Change the Body’s Refractive Index to that of Air so that it Absorbs and Reflects…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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RMS Titanic Enamel Pin Set
Talk about a clever enamel pin set… LOVE IT! It’s the RMS Titanic like you’ve never seen it before (at least in a brooch), it’s split in half, sinking into your clothes for all to view. How cool! A…
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Halloween Pumpkin Skull Wrist Watch
Beautiful. It’s a SCARRRRRYYYY Wrist Watch that’s Perfect for Happy Halloween. Featuring a Smiling Skeleton, White Bones and All, Grasping an Evil Pumpkin Jack-O-Lantern… A Great looking Wrist Watch for Ladies that’s Stainless Steel, Quartz Movement with Battery, and…
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Rock and Roll Earrings
Oh boy, I do love a Sense of Humor. And these Earrings are Sure to Crack everyone up. It’s Rock and Roll Earrings that are not your Normal Heavy Metal Studs… They Feature a Whimsical Rock, and a Roll…












