Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Cut Throat Ear Wrap
Crazy Cool Earring! It’s an Ear Wrap that looks just like a Straight Edge Blade used by a Barber. And NOW, it’s wrapped around your Ear and Dangling down from the Knife is a Red Drop of BLOOD! AWESOME!
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Ruby Red Slippers Necklace
“Then Close your Eyes and Tap your Heels together Three Times. And think to yourself, ‘There’s no Place like Home…’” These Ruby Red Slippers look just like the real Shoes worn by Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz!…
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Crocodile Head Ring
Highly Detailed Crocodile Head that CHOMPS on your Hand! Slide your Finger into the Jaws of the Beast and it looks AWESOME on your Skin! You’ll get tons of Reactions! Great Fun! Very Cool!
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Rockstar Energy Earrings
“Party like a Rockstar!” And when you do… Make sure to wear these Rockstar Energy Drink Pull Tabs. It’s Dangly and COOL! Pick the Color you Want: Royal Blue, Black, Yellow, Pomegranate, or Red! GULP!
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Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…
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Feed 5 Bracelets
Now this is a really GOOD idea! I LOVE it! The Feed Project is the brainchild of Lauren Bush (Granddaughter of George H.W. Bush). It features Great Buys that Help Pay for School Meals! Because when you Purchase something…