Flip-Flop Brooch
My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything will be DANDY!
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Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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RMS Titanic Enamel Pin Set
Talk about a clever enamel pin set… LOVE IT! It’s the RMS Titanic like you’ve never seen it before (at least in a brooch), it’s split in half, sinking into your clothes for all to view. How cool! A…
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Creepy Pumpkin Necklace & Earrings
This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…
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Reddit Up Down Vote Earrings
Reddit’s Submission’s Scores are Simply the Number of Upvotes minus the number of Downvotes. If Five Users Like the Submission, and Three Users Don’t, you will have a Score of Two. Two, just like these TWO Dangly Earrings that…
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Whore Ring
Wear it Proud! Handmade with Aluminum, this ring comes in sizes 6-10, and it is also adjustable to fit on any of your fingers. Hand stamped “whore”, it says a lot about you! Makes a good GAG Gift!
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Mistletoe Nipple Ring
Hang up the Mistletoe… On your Nipples! Because this Clever and Cool Nipple Bar Ring is Festive all over. Ring in the Season right with Mistletoe dangling from your headlights… Two of them, Green Mistletoe, strung from a 14…
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Antiqued Snake Pendant
Snakes are Elongated, Legless, Carnivorous Reptiles that can be Distinguished from Legless Lizards by their lack of Eyelids and External Ears. They are covered in overlapping Scales, and are found on every Continent except Antarctica! With over 3,400 Species,…
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