Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species of Small Tree, whose Fruit is also called the Olive! Put the TWO Together and what do you get? Some Drunk passed out on the Lawn. HA!
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Quirky Martini Olive Dangly Earrings
Some people LOVE them Martinis... Many of them. One right after another... And of Course, they all have to have Olives. Olives make the Martini, right? And these Fun and Festive Olives are Colorful, and made out of Fimo Clay, with Glaze, Hooks and Pins. And they'll look Absolutely Darling Dangling from your Ear Lobes. We know what you Want! :) Grab a Drink, start Sipping... and Buy these Earrings before they're GONE! "GULP!" :)
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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Dog Nose Necklace
How Cute is this? It’s a Dog Nosed Necklace that features a DOGGIE NOSE (for Dogs “20lbs” or Smaller)… That’s Not only Adorable, but it’s Cast from YOUR REAL DOG’S NOSE! Awwwwww COOL! Plus, it’s Personalized with your Dog’s…
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Coupon Queen Bracelet
I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…
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Stick Figure Photobomb Watch
LMAO! Okay… This Watch is just too Stupid to NOT Feature! It’s a Photo Bomber Watch for Sure! Featuring Two Stick Figures Posing for a Camera, and one Crazy Stick Figure in the Background Photo Bombing them. HA! What…
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Goth Black Knuckle Rings Set
I love this set of rings… Solid Black! Sweet! A beautiful set of knuckle rings, 9 rings in all, that spiral and circle and puts a spell on your fingers. Perfect set, ideal for gothic, cosplay, and witches. Set…
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Dead Fly Charm Necklace
NICE! Looks like someone took 10 Flyswatters and went to Crazy on your Neck. SMUSH! SPLAT! FLAT! It’s a Necklace unlike anything you’ve ever seen (unless you’re a Venus Fly Trap). A Dead Fly Necklace Featuring 10 Dead Flies…
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