Evil Eye Undead Eyeball Ring
EGADS! This Awesome Ring is Handmade from Polymer Clay, Painted, then Glazed! It makes me want to re-watch the Jeepers Creepers Movie! So Horrific! The Eye looks Gory... the Ring looks like FLESH! Coming in a Size of 6.5, this Ring would look Great next to your Wedding Band, don't ya Think? It really is the Ultimate Scare and soooo EYE-POPPINGLY GOOD!!! Just Sayin'
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Suited and Booted Tunnel Plug
Let this Guy be your Conscious. He can sit in your Ear Lobe and be the Guidance that you need. The Good Guy. The Wee Man. Or hey, he could be the Demon too! Just sayin. Fun Plug Featuring…
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Sugar Donut Brooch
LOL I want to Wear this just to see the stares. It’s a Hilarious Brooch Pin that will not only make people gawk twice, but drool all over themselves. For it looks so REAL. A Funny Lapel Pin that…
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Resistance is Futile Ring
The Borg is a Fictional Alien Race that Appears in the Star Trek Universe. They are Cybernetic Organisms Functioning as Drones in a Hive Mind called the Collective, or the Hive. And when they say “Resistance is Futile”, they…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Blueprint Architect Cufflinks
Nice! These are a Great Gift for the Architect in your life. Draft Blueprints (that are actually Blue), with 7/16″ Length, and 5/8″ Width, these Ultra-Cool Cufflinks are the Ideal French Cuffs. Just think of how Awesome your Sleeves…