Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Septum Mustache Steel Retainer
I knew a Lady who had a Mustache once. My Aunt Gertrude. It wasn't like Tom Selleck, but more like Justin Bieber. She always had Food stuck to it... I'm Rambling! And with this Too-Funny Septum Retainer, you could be Rambling too! Put this 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Retainer in your Septum, wiggle your Nose, and you'll lighten up any Room! :) Comes in Pairs, so you and your BF can look like Cats! MEOW!
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Scary Resin Eye Ring
As William Shakespeare said “The Eyes are the Window to your Soul”, and that’s exactly what this Ring reminds me of… A Cracked Window with a Creepy Eye looking back at you… Your Soul, or a Peeping TOM? HA!…
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Liquid Gold Ear Plugs
Bling Bling… It’s Gold. In your Ears… Just like the Terminator… It’s Liquid! And so, so COOL! Actually, it’s Gold Glitter, but just as Fantastic to Watch. Like a Snow Globe, moving around inside your Ears… How Sweet! Clear…
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Black Spider Gothic Ring
Boy does this ring make your skin crawl. It’s the coolest gemstone ring ever. Featuring a wicked black spider, crawling up the band, hugging your gemstone… SICK! Crafted in sterling silver, this ring is nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium-free and anti-allergic,…
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Grumpy Monkey Earrings
A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby. The Bus Driver says: “That’s the Ugliest Baby that I’ve ever seen!” She Sits Down Fuming. She says to the Man next to her “That Driver just Insulted me!” So…
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Alice Madness Necklace
This Pendant is Charming and Creepy at the same time. It’s Alice in Wonderland after she Follows the White Rabbit with the Pocket Watch Down the Rabbit Hole. She Discovers a Bottle on a Table labelled “DRINK ME,” she…
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In One Ear Out The Other Earrings
What an Awesome Pair of Solid Copper Stamped & Textured Earrings reading “In One Ear” and “Out The Other”. Earrings Dangle Measuring 5/8″ in Diameter, and are made of Surgical Steel Earwire.
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