Septum Mustache Steel Retainer
I knew a Lady who had a Mustache once. My Aunt Gertrude. It wasn't like Tom Selleck, but more like Justin Bieber. She always had Food stuck to it... I'm Rambling! And with this Too-Funny Septum Retainer, you could be Rambling too! Put this 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Retainer in your Septum, wiggle your Nose, and you'll lighten up any Room! :) Comes in Pairs, so you and your BF can look like Cats! MEOW!
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Romanticide Razor Ring
You know what’s Better than a Razor? A Bloody one! :) Make ART on your Finger with this Dark and Gruesome Razor Ring. It won’t Hurt. It won’t Leave Marks, but this Ring will Certainly leave an Impression on…
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Hello Kitty Belly Button Ring
Hello Kitty’s (Harō Kiti) Real Name is Kitty White. It’s a Fictional Character produced by the Japanese company Sanrio, way back in 1974. And this Cat has turned into a Huge Global Marketing Phenomenon worth over $7 billion a…
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Pee Wee Herman Earrings
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: Francis: “Shut up, Pee-wee!” Pee-wee: “Why don’t you make me!” F: “You make me!” P: “Because. I don’t make Monkeys, I just Train ’em.” F: “Pee-wee Listen to Reason.” [Pee-Wee Cuffs his Hand around his…
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Brain With Fork Ring
Feeling a little Hannibal Lecter this Halloween? A Meaty Chunk of Brain, a Plate, a Fork? Then this Creepy Ring is right up your alley… Tiny Brain made out of Polymer Clay, on an Adjustable Ring… It’s Perfect for…
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Ouija Board Ear Plug
The Ouija Board is also known as a Spirit Board or Talking Board, it’s Marked with the Letters of the Alphabet, and used for the Paranormal, Supernatural, and Demonic Possession… So why NOT Plug this into your Head. Right?
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Star Trek Touch LED Watch
ENGAGE!!!! It’s a Star Trek Collector’s Edition LED Wrist Watch that will leave you in Command of the Universe. Just Touch the Screen to Display the Time on Demand. 3ATM Water Resistant (Will easily withstand Splashes or Brief Immersion…