Say I DO with a Middle Finger "Ring Box" Gag Gift. HA!
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Military Stealth Fighter Watch
This Cool Watch has an Airplane Shaped Dial with Colorful Light Display Functions for the Date and Week. Also has an Alarm Function and comes in 5 different Colors: Hunter Camo, AM Camo, Blue, White, and Black.
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RMS Titanic Enamel Pin Set
Talk about a clever enamel pin set… LOVE IT! It’s the RMS Titanic like you’ve never seen it before (at least in a brooch), it’s split in half, sinking into your clothes for all to view. How cool! A…
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Skull Kettlebell Fitness Charm
Creepy Crawly Kettlebell… Talk about Dead Lifts… HA! This Kettlebell Charm is BAD ASS and Beyond! It’s a Demonic Skull Kettle Bell, that’s tiny, tiny, and Totally COOL!. Made out of White Bronze, this Skull has Evil Eyes, Gnarly…












