Unicorns also Fart Glitter!
What a Funny Piece of Jewelry! At the other end of the Rainbow is this Ring! It's like a Unicorn went to Taco Bell and this is the Result. A Big Colorful Pile of Poo... At least it's Pretty! :) You may never see a Real Unicorn, but this Polymer Clay Poo is filled with Dreams and Unicorn Magic... Can you Smell it? No? Maybe I'm just Delusional? Now... Where's that Can of Unicorn Meat?
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Brick Wall Heart Necklace
Perfect. All you people who put a Wall up to Protect your Heart, this is the Pendant for you. A Lovely Handmade Heart, Cast in Sterling Silver, Affixed to a 16″ Silver Link Chain, Oxidized .925 Silver, with Beautiful…
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Evan Peters AHS Ear Plug
Sweet… It’s an Ear Plug straight out of your Wildest Nightmares… Or Dreams… Or American Horror Story! :) Featuring a Split Image of Tate Langdon (from the First Season), a.k.a. Evan Peters, in Creepy Shades of Blue, and a…
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Zombie Hunting Permit Necklace
LOL Like I need a Permit License to Kill Zombies! Bah ha haahaha ahahaaha Okay, maybe I do. And this Zombie Hunting Permit License Military Dog Tag Necklace is just the thing I need to Shoot, Stab, Chop and…
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Pee Poop Best Friends Necklace
Well Well Well… #1 AND #2… We Go Together Like: Peas and Carrots, Batman and Robin, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Gin and Tonic, Bacon and Eggs, Copy and Paste, Salt and Pepper, Sequins and Hot Glue, Milk and Cookies,…
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Beer Pong Ear Plugs
Beer Pong is a Drinking Game which Players throw a Ping Pong Ball across a Table with the intent of Landing the Ball in a Cup of Beer on the other End. If a Ball Lands in a Cup…
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Sugar Skull Navel Ring
Cinco de Mayo is coming soon… Better get your Tacos, Sombreros, and Sugar Skulls ready, for it’s going to be Festive. A Celebration of the Dead, with a Lovely Colorful Head. A Skull, Painted with Haunting Red Eyes… Dangling…











