"Just Take A Little Off The Top Please!"
This is a Dark, Gothic, Earring that will make everyone Cringe! Made out of Two-Tone Pewter, this Single Ear Wrap (Left Ear) has a Sparkling Drop of Blood Red Swarovski Crystal Dangling down the Ear. It's Gory, Creepy, and a Great Conversation Piece! The Post is made out of Surgical Stainless Steel, so you won't have to Worry about your Ear getting Infected and Falling off... Muah ha ha ha ha ha! :)
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Human Hair Cuff Bracelet
Oh Beautiful… You know when you pull that Wad of Soggy Clumped Hair out of your Shower Drain (and you want to Vomit?) Well no more, because NOW you can Slap that Hair ON YOUR ARM! With a Wide…
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Dime N Ring
I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…
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Christmas Light Up Necklaces
Believe it or not, but these types of Light Bulb Necklaces are an Amazon TOP SELLER! That’s because you can’t get any more Festive and Fun, than being a Walking Christmas TREE! HA! Christmas Lights on a Necklace that…
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Maleficent Wire Horn Ring
You know that Costume Angelina Jolie wore in Maleficent? The HUGE Horns that made her look so Evil and Beautiful at the same time? Well, now they make one Very Cool Disney Ring too! It’s an Officially Licensed Wire…
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Goldfish Ear Plugs
“Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy!” That’s what people will do to your Ears when you wear these Very Cool, Tropical Ear Plugs. Made with Hard, Clear Acrylic, in assorted Gauge Sizes, these Fun Plugs look just like there’s a Goldfish…
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Wonder Woman Wrist Cuff
These are a Pair of Wonder Woman Silver Cuffs that are Replicas as Worn by Lynda Carter in the First Season of Wonder Woman. Are you Singing the Wonder Woman song now? ;) HA! Put these Cool Cuffs on…












