Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Unicorns also Fart Glitter!
What a Funny Piece of Jewelry! At the other end of the Rainbow is this Ring! It's like a Unicorn went to Taco Bell and this is the Result. A Big Colorful Pile of Poo... At least it's Pretty! :) You may never see a Real Unicorn, but this Polymer Clay Poo is filled with Dreams and Unicorn Magic... Can you Smell it? No? Maybe I'm just Delusional? Now... Where's that Can of Unicorn Meat?
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F-Bomb Ear Plugs
I drop a lot of F-Bombs! So Plugs like these, are right up my Alley. Looking like a Missile Bomb, this Carved Wood Plug is Beautiful, Flared, and very COOL! Made out of Organic Arang/Areng Wood, these Plugs are…
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Trump Skull Ring
Okay, this just made me Laugh… A Donald Trump Ring, err, I should say, the Skull of Donald Trump, Cast in a Beautifully Designed Ring. The Details are Uncanny. With Big Blue Created Sapphire Gemstone Eyes, and those Lovely,…
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Japanese Painted Mask Ring
Hannya Masks which are used in Noh Theater, and Represent an Angry or Vengeful Woman. This Unique Ring will certainly turn Heads!
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Sumo Wrestler Cufflinks
Fat, Sweaty, and Pinning your Down… YEAH BUDDY! Or at least, Pinning down your French Sleeves. For it’s Sumo Wrestlers making the Cutest Darn Cufflinks you’ll ever See. Great for Weddings, Formal, Business Attire, Best Gifts for Men, Grooms,…
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777 Lucky Tie Tack
Lucky 7 is the World’s Most Magic Number. It’s Significant across Religions and Cultures, and is Overwhelmingly a Favorite Number… With 7 Days of the Week, 7 Colors of the Rainbow, 7 Musical Notes, 7 Seas, 7 Continents… and…
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