Unicorns also Fart Glitter!
What a Funny Piece of Jewelry! At the other end of the Rainbow is this Ring! It's like a Unicorn went to Taco Bell and this is the Result. A Big Colorful Pile of Poo... At least it's Pretty! :) You may never see a Real Unicorn, but this Polymer Clay Poo is filled with Dreams and Unicorn Magic... Can you Smell it? No? Maybe I'm just Delusional? Now... Where's that Can of Unicorn Meat?
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Fist Biker FTW Ring
Now this is a Biker’s Ring! Fist Bump all the way BRO! It’s a Ring that looks like a FIST with Biker Rings on, and the Classic FTW (For The Win) Ring coming right at ya. Fight Club Anyone?…
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Dexter Heart Necklace
I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…
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Big Brother Power of Veto Necklace
As Ross Mathews said in Celebrity BB, “Can I keep this?” (Regarding Winning the Power of Veto), and Julie Chen saying “Uh, NO!” HA! Everyone wants the Power of Veto, and if you’re a Big Brother Fan like I…
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…
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Teddy Bear Belly Ring
“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…












