Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Unicorns also Fart Glitter!
What a Funny Piece of Jewelry! At the other end of the Rainbow is this Ring! It's like a Unicorn went to Taco Bell and this is the Result. A Big Colorful Pile of Poo... At least it's Pretty! :) You may never see a Real Unicorn, but this Polymer Clay Poo is filled with Dreams and Unicorn Magic... Can you Smell it? No? Maybe I'm just Delusional? Now... Where's that Can of Unicorn Meat?
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Little Shop of Horrors Brooch
HA! I LOVE this Little Shop of Horrors Twisted and Whimsical Brooch. Just like the Show, this Brooch Pin is Dark, Goofy, and FUN! Audrey, the Colorful Green Mutant is Sticking its Tongues out and just Dying to give…
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Cat Ear’s Self Defense Ring
Bring out your Inner Ninja with this Cool Self-Defense Ring. It’s Cat Ear’s that Stick up and Definitely get your Point across. Cast in Solid Stainless Steel, this Survival Tool is Stylish and Functional. Just think of what you…
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Black Sheep Cufflinks
When you’re the Black Sheep of the Family, you know it. So why not Show it, with these Fun and Cool Cufflinks. Made out of High Quality Metal, these Sheep will look Baaaaa-d Ass on your Sleeves. Especially with…
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Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…
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Wonder Woman Wrist Cuff
These are a Pair of Wonder Woman Silver Cuffs that are Replicas as Worn by Lynda Carter in the First Season of Wonder Woman. Are you Singing the Wonder Woman song now? ;) HA! Put these Cool Cuffs on…
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7 Chakra Crystal Pendant
Chakras are Energy Points or Nodes in the Subtle Body (not the Physical Body). It’s a Sanskrit Word meaning “Wheel” or “Turning”, and that’s exactly what you do with this Pendant… Turn your Life around and Balance your Energy!
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