"Well Aren't You A Little Stinker!"
I always Wanted to have a Stank on my Arm... Like I'm not Stinky enough! But this Creepy Crawler takes the Cake. Look at that Crazy Ass Body... Those Legs, the Antenna... EGADS! I think I just gave myself the Heebie-Jeebies! Dead, and Fashionable, this Bug used to Gobble up Fruit, now this Specimen just sits Silently in it's Clear Coffin of Doom! At least the Leather Cord is Adjustable. That way you can Tie it where ever you Want... Even there! If that's what you Choose. Maybe it'll Scare your Crabs away? Who knows... :)
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Tire Tread Pattern Ring
The Last Time I had Tread Marks on me was when my Ex-Girlfriend Backed out of the Driveway at 90mph. I should have Moved, but I was Knocked out from the Purse she Hit me with. Had nothing to…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Harry Houdini Magic Bracelet
Harry Houdini is the Most Well Known Magician Ever! From his Vanishing Elephant Trick, to the Chinese Water Torture Cell, the Incredible Handcuff Escapes, and the Spirit Medium Feats, his Legacy Lives just like it does in this Wonderful…
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Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…
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Beautiful Spiral Dichroic Earrings
What a stunning handmade pair of Spiral Dichroic Earrings. Elegant shades of Blues and Purples will look great with that perfect outfit.
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Twizzler Ring
Twizzlers… Did you know that the manufacturer of Twizzlers is one of the Oldest Confectioneries in the U.S.? Trademarked in 1870, this company makes just about every Flavor and Color of Licorice you can Imagine… And they look just…












