"Football is Unconditional Love!" - Tom Brady
As Paul Brown said: "A Winner Never Whines!", and these Too-Cool Cufflinks are Definitely WINNERS! Made out of Plated Base Metal and Enamel, these Balls will make you want to Run, Throw, Kick and Touchdown! :) Makes a Great Gift for the Football Fan, and even a Few Sore Losers! :)
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Nosferatu Vampire Lapel Pin
Nosferatu is the Creepiest Vampire ever created. As Translated as Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, it’s Frightening and Haunting for sure. With Hypnotic Wild Eyes, Long Fangs for Teeth, and that Bald Head… YIKES! It must be Halloween! And…
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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The Dollar Engagement Ring
Believe it or not, but you CAN get Engaged for just a BUCK! ONE DOLLAR is all you need to buy this Engagement Ring AND Wedding Band! 100 Pennies! That’s all!
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Cherry Chocolate Truffle Necklace
Yum… How do they do this? How do they make it look so REAL? Really. This Necklace looks just like a Genuine Chocolate Truffle with Rich Cherry Filling. It’s making my Mouth Water. I can almost Taste it now……
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Set of Six Rune Rings
Oh Creepy… These Twig Rings looks like they Crawled right out of the Blair Witch and are Knocking at your Tent. Crazy Handmade Rings that Feature Twigs, shaped as Runes, Cast in Sterling Silver. Dark, Oxidized, and Ideal for…
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)












