I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Hippie Moon Pendant
This ain’t your average Moon… This is the Smiling Hippie Moon! Just look at that Open Mouth, those Teeth… the Big Evil Eyes… It’s Laughing at you, for Sure! Makes for a Very Cool Looking Necklace that’s Durable and…
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Father of the Bride Cufflinks
These are Awesome! I think I have a Tear in my Eye… These are Father of the Bride Cufflinks that are Beautiful and Cool. With One Cufflink being Black with White Script Lettering that reads “I Love You Daddy”,…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Cute Ladybug Clover Earrings
These are darling. And ideal for any day in Spring (can you believe Daylight Savings is this weekend, and Spring begins on the 19th???) So let the sunshine in with some wonderfully handcrafted 4 left clover flowers made out…
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World’s Best Mistress Floating Locket
Sweet! You really do LOVE me… On the Side, every other Weekend, in the Backseat of your Car, down a Dark Alley… Right? Just Extra Hours at the Office. Time to Be with the Mistress… And not only A…
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Hot Flashes Pendant
Better get the Spray Bottle, cause it’s Getting HOT in Here! And that HOT, ain’t the Good Hot! It’s the Hot Flashes that Women get and it’s WICKED… Especially for this Funny Women in the Pendant that’s Red Faced,…












