I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Hemorrhoids Brooch Pin
OMG I Can’t Stop Laughing! It Hurts so much… It’s the Hemorrhoids Brooch that’s Certainly an Eye-Sore and a Perfect GAG Gift! Just imagine the Responses… LMAO! (As Long as you’re not Sitting Down) Hand Made out of Colorful…
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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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meh. Bracelet
LMAO! meh. means: Uninspiring. Unexceptional. It’s Expressing a Lack of Interest or Enthusiasm. Like when your MOM tells you to Take out the Trash! meh. Or when you’re Watching a Stupid TV Show… “Meh. I’m not Impressed so Far!”…
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Pot Leaf Earrings
Hang on a sec… Let me hit this! These Earrings are Cool and Colorful, if you like the Color Green… And we all know you do! :) Made of Sterling Silver, these CZ Studs SMOKE!
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Fitness Taco In My Mouth Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks are Awesome and Funny… Featuring Two Cufflinks, Yellow Tone (or Silver), with an Orange Background and a Taco reading “I’m Into Fitness – Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth!” How Hilarious. And True. A Taco with Dumbbells,…
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New York City Map Ring
What a very Cool looking ring featuring a Map of the New York City Boroughs: Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten Island! Awesome Idea for a Ring. Beautiful piece of Art! You Gotta Love New York! :)