Cool Story Babe. Now Go Make Me Bacon Charm Bead
This FUN Charm Bead fits pretty much any and every "European Style" Charm Bracelet on the Market: Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll... It's made out of Silver Plated Base Metal and is about 14mm long by 5mm wide. They also give you a Money-back Satisfaction Guarantee! Sweet! Now really, Where's my Bacon?
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Vintage Superman Spoon Ring
Look up in the air, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a SPOON! Yes, a vintage Superman spoon ring, that’s made from a real 1966 stainless steel spoon featuring the iconic Superman stamped into the metal. Antique with…
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Winter Olympics Curling Earrings
I LOVE THESE! I get Mesmerized for Hours watching them Slide these Stones down the Ice… With the 2018 Winter Olympics in Full Action, you’ll want to Dangle these Cute Curling Stones off your Earlobes. How FUN! Looking like…
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Red Onion Earrings
“My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry.” “So I threw a pumpkin at her.” Ha! That would make anyone cry… But these earrings won’t. They’re fun fake red onion earrings that are a…
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Fall Leaf Necklace
Oh the Leaves are Falling… Okay, the Ten-Thousand Leaves are Falling. It’s Fall, Time has Rolled Back, Winter is Coming… It’s Freaking Cold outside. But that also means the Holidays are here. Festive times await; Fireplaces. Fruitcake. Family (in…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…












