Cool Story Babe. Now Go Make Me Bacon Charm Bead
This FUN Charm Bead fits pretty much any and every "European Style" Charm Bracelet on the Market: Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll... It's made out of Silver Plated Base Metal and is about 14mm long by 5mm wide. They also give you a Money-back Satisfaction Guarantee! Sweet! Now really, Where's my Bacon?
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Triple Abalone Ring
You know what I LOVE about Abalone? EVERYTHING! It’s one of the Few Sea Snail Shells that is Absolutely Impressive in Color and Pattern. And this Titanium Ring has 3 Gorgeous Rows of it! Incredible!
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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Stargate Ring
SWEET! This Stargate Ring Kicks ASS! So Coolllll! Stargate was a 1994 Film that centered on the Premise of a “Stargate”, an Ancient Ring-Shaped Portal Device that Created a Wormhole Enabling Travel to a Similar Device elsewhere in the…
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Zombie Tooth Brooch
Niceeeeee! So much for my Sweet Tooth… Now it’s a Bloody Tooth that’s Perfect for the Tooth-Fairy’s Hat, Coat, Sweater, or Purse. A Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Human or Zombie Tooth… GROSS and COOL! Made out…
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Tarot Card Pendant
Such a Great Looking Pendant… TAROT CARDS! Available in different Styles: Silver, Bronze, Gold or Black Metal Finish, this Curious Pendant will Mystify and Enchant you! :)
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…












