Full Steam Ahead!
This Steamship Telegraph Watch takes you Back to a Time when Boats were Powered by Steam and Hardworking Men in an Engine Room. With Commands like Slow, Half, Full, Standby, and Dead Slow, this Watch will make you Wish for Open Seas. Instead, you just get the TIME in Cool Analog Fashion! One can only Dream, right?
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Two Left Feet Earrings
LOL We all know that person who has Two Left Feet… You know, it’s a person who is Clumsy or Awkward, especially while Dancing! Ha! They have Two Left Feet… Just like this Funny Pair of Earrings. Hand Carved…
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Butt Naked Ring
Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN!…
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Red Lipstick Necklace
OMG Girl, I can’t Decide what Color of Lipstick to Wear Today… OH WELL, I Guess I’ll Wear ALL of them! :) HA! This Necklace is Cra Cra. It’s Nothing BUT LIPSTICK! All Different Shades of RED! What an…
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Cigar Band Initial Ring
What a Beautiful and PERFECT Gift for the Cigar Smoker… It’s a Stylish Ring that looks just like a Cigar Band. AWESOME! Colorful, Cool, and you can get it Personalized with your Initial! Vintage Design that combines 14k European…
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Freddy Krueger Necklace
Growing up, the Nightmare on Elm Street was one of my Favorite Horror Movies. In the Beginning, when Freddy was Standing in the Street with 20′ arms… That was INSANE! This Pendant brings it all back to life! Muah…
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Magical Forest Necklace
This Pendant is very Dreamy and Dire at the same time. It makes me think Avatar mixed with Pet Sematary mixed with Lord of the Rings… Am I right? Forests are always COOL and CREEPY, and this Magical Forest…












