Coupon Queen Bracelet
I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for HER too! CUT and “Ka-Ching!”
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Coupon Queen Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
So what if you now have 95 Rolls of Toilet Paper... They were CHEAP! If you Are, or Know of a Coupon Queen, this Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift. Made out of a Washer, 1.5” Wide, with an Image inside that is Permanently Sealed in a Solid, Clear Resin Coating, this Washer comes on a Black, Double-Knotted, Adjustable Cord. It's Durable AND Waterproof! Now, where's that Box of Mac and Cheese that's only 17¢?
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Like This Belly Ring
LOL Well Facebook Fans, here’s something you’ll really LIKE! It’s the “Like This” Belly Button Navel Ring that says exactly that… “LIKE THIS”, with an Arrow Pointing DOWN, of course. What more could you ask for? A like? :)
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Mom’s Spaghetti Eminem Pin
Talk about AWESOME! This Eminem Pin is just Perfect. And Creepy! It’s Eminem’s Famous “Mom’s Spaghetti” line from “Lose Yourself”: Yo. His palms are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms are Heavy. There’s Vomit on his Sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti… Yeah,…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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Panda Earplugs
Did you know that Pandas eat Bamboo, Grass, an occasional Small Rodent and EARS? It’s True. You see them Munching on Ears all the time. Especially with these Cool Earplugs that look like a Cute Panda’s Face!
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