Lock Me Up Crystalline Handcuff Nipple Ring
This Nipple Ring has got me feeling like 50 Shades of Grey. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a Diameter Opening of 11MM, this Nipple Shield is ready for Pain. Show off your Wild Side and Throw away the Key, because these Handcuffs are HOT!
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L…
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Egyptian Mummy Tie Tack
Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Cat Emoji Dangle Belly Button Ring
Meow, Meow, Meow… It’s Three Cats, Smiling and Laughing from a Hole in your Belly… You can’t get much better than that! Fun Colorful Emoji Emoticon Cats, with Funny Faces and Heart Eyes. Dangling from Gold-Tone Chains and Suspended…
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Delete Browser History Bracelet
HA HA HA! I NEED this Bracelet… It’s the “Delete My Browser History” ID Bracelet that just Makes me LAUGH! Famous Last Words, right? EVERY Man probably needs one of these… This Makes a Great Gift for the Web…












