Lock Me Up Crystalline Handcuff Nipple Ring
This Nipple Ring has got me feeling like 50 Shades of Grey. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a Diameter Opening of 11MM, this Nipple Shield is ready for Pain. Show off your Wild Side and Throw away the Key, because these Handcuffs are HOT!
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Finger Ring With Nail Polish
I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…
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Dragon Claw Nipple Piercings
These nipple piercings are soooooo cool. They’re dragon claw piercing bars, that are 14 gauge, 14mm bar length, nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium-free, safe and hypoallergenic. Cast from 316L stainless steel, these feature a rainbow dragon claw on either end of…
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Lucky Charms Cereal Cufflinks
To this day, I could still eat a Whole Box of Lucky Charms Cereal in one sitting. It’s those Marshmallows, for Real (You can Buy a Whole Bag of nothing but Marshmallows) So these Fun, Miniature Cereal Cufflinks are…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Night-Vision Spy Camera Watch
What an INSANE Watch! The Night Vision Can Record in Complete Darkness!!! WHAT??? How Cool! Comes with a Built-In 8GB Flash Memory to Record Hours of Footage. Crazy Stuff! I LOVE it!
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My Horse is Calling Watch
LOL I knew a guy who lived on a horse farm. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was walking down the hallway, when the neighbor girl, who lived half a mile away, was standing at the…












