Millipede Ear Plugs
YIKES! Everytime I see someone Eat a Fat Juicy Bug on TV, like Survivor or Fear Factor, I think about Legs in my Teeth… GAG! Some people like Bugs, some don’t. I don’t like to Step on them… But these things; these Millipede Bugs, I can deal with them because they’re trapped in Transparent Resin FOREVER! Real Bugs, Real Insect Gauge Plugs that will Horrify and Delight all those that Gaze. One pair of Tunnels, 9/16”, 14mm, Ideal for the Survivor at Heart!
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Real Bug Millipede Ear Gauge Plugs
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Chocolate Ice Cream Necklace
“What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?” “Ice Cream!” “How do Astronauts Eat their Ice Cream?” “In Floats!” Nothing like a Bunch of Jokes and an Ice Cream Sundae, Right? And this Ice Cream Necklace is just the…
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Lego Tie Bar
You know you’re moving on up in the World when you wear a Lego Tie Bar! HA! Legos have been around since 1949. Manufactured in Denmark, these Colorful Interlocking Plastic Bricks have brought Kids Endless Hours of Fun and…
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The Salvador Dali Watch
A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!
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Rainbow Unicorn Navel Ring
“Coo Wee, Coo Wee, Coo Wee…” That’s the Sound a Unicorn makes… In my Dreams. Rainbow Dreams… It could be because of this Darling Belly Button Dangle. Probably. For it’s a Majestic Unicorn, Horn and all, with a Fancy…
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