Bling Bling Bling Bling Nipple Ring
This is a High Quality Nipple Shield. It's Made of Solid 14k Gold, and Studded with CZs that are just AWESOME! It's 14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, and Sold Separately, so you'll have to Fork out the Dough if you want both Nipples to Shine! Comes Gift Boxed and 100% Guaranteed! And I Guarantee these Gems will get your Nipples Noticed! :)
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Spring Flowers Ear Plug
You’ll feel like Tip-Toeing through the Tulips with these Colorful Plugs in. Made out of Clear Acrylic, they are full of Spring Flowers that will bring a Smile to your Face every time you look in the Mirror, or…
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Butt Naked Ring
Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN!…
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Shark Brooch
WHAT? It’s NOT Shark Week! RATS! Well, I guess I’ll just have to wear this Shark Pin on my Coat all Winter long… It’s a COOL Shark that’s totally filled with Rhinestones to make the Shark POP!
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Changing Optical Illusion Watch
Oh God… This Wrist Watch makes my Eyes Hurt just looking at it… It’s an Optical Illusion with a Crazy Moire Effect that Changes with the Time… Don’t Stare at it too long… The Face Pattern Spins and it’s…
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Acoustic Guitar Ear Plugs
An Acoustic Guitar is a Guitar that uses only Acoustic means to Transmit the Strings’ Vibrational Energy to the Air in order to make a Sound. Acoustic means that it’s not Electric or using Electric Impulses, and that the…
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Gynaecologist Cufflinks
LMAO! An Old Lady goes to the Dentist, sits in the Chair, lowers her Panties and Lifts her legs. The Dentist says “I’m not a Gynaecologist!” “I know,” she says “I want you to take my Husband’s Teeth out!”…












