Doggie Takes a Crap Brooch
Okay Dog Lovers... This is YOUR BROOCH! What a Crazy, Funny Ass Pin that you can Wear on your Coat, Hat, Sweater, Shirt, Purse... Wherever you Want... As long as People can see it and LAUGH! And that, they will! Made of Acrylic Plastic, this Brooch is sure to Make everyone's Day! Here Doggie Doggie Doggie! :)
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Genuine Meteorite Necklace
WOW! How AWESOME is this! This Very Cool Pendant is actually a REAL GENUINE METEORITE! It’s True! It’s over 4,000 Years Old! It’s a Piece of Galactic History and it can be yours Today! :)
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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Middle Finger Ring
Well, if they ever made a ring that signifies 2020, this is that ring. It’s a fun middle finger ring, that you wear on your finger. And yes, a double impact would be to put it on your middle…












