Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking and will CREEP people out for sure! Resembling a Real Worm, this Crawling Fatty will lay Nicely on your Neck. YUM! That just made me Spit a little.
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Big Fat Earth Worm Necklace
Earthworms are Hermaphrodites - each carries both the Male and Female Sex Organs. They are commonly known as "Dew-Worms", "Rainworms", "Night Crawlers", and "Angleworms" as well. Either way, it makes one Hell of a Pendant. :) Sculpted in Polymer Clay, this Worm is Beautiful, Pearlescent, and hangs from a Gold-Colored Metal Link Chain. Just like a Real Earthworm, this Bugger has no Eyes and is nothing but a Straight Tube which Extends from the Mouth to the Anus. Sweet! You're gonna want to Buy TWO! ;)
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Meditation Tuning Necklace
Set your love frequency with this necklace. It’s a meditation tuning necklace that’s a mindful device for anxiety and stress relief. A revolutionary mindfulness tool, a single tone flute through which we can align ourselves with the 528hz frequency,…
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Shamrock Ring Bottle Opener
Grab yourself an Irish Red Ale, or a Murphy’s Irish Stout, for it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and it’s all about GREEN. That’s why this Ring, is IDEAL for TODAY. It’s a Shamrock Ring, a White Clover on a Green…
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Hypno Glasses Necklace
LMAO! The Amazing X-Ray Hypo Specs! HA! I Remember those… The Article Read: “A Hilarious Optical Illusion! Scientific Optical Principle Really Works! Imagine – You put on the X-Ray Specs and hold your Hand in front of you. You…
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Ghostbusters Charm Bracelet
“There’s Something very Important I Forgot to Tell you.” “What?” “Don’t Cross the Streams!” I LOVED the Ghostbusters Movie, especially Slimer and The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and this Bracelet brings it all Home! How Cute! “ZAP!”
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Hemorrhoids Brooch Pin
OMG I Can’t Stop Laughing! It Hurts so much… It’s the Hemorrhoids Brooch that’s Certainly an Eye-Sore and a Perfect GAG Gift! Just imagine the Responses… LMAO! (As Long as you’re not Sitting Down) Hand Made out of Colorful…
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