Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking and will CREEP people out for sure! Resembling a Real Worm, this Crawling Fatty will lay Nicely on your Neck. YUM! That just made me Spit a little.
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Big Fat Earth Worm Necklace
Earthworms are Hermaphrodites - each carries both the Male and Female Sex Organs. They are commonly known as "Dew-Worms", "Rainworms", "Night Crawlers", and "Angleworms" as well. Either way, it makes one Hell of a Pendant. :) Sculpted in Polymer Clay, this Worm is Beautiful, Pearlescent, and hangs from a Gold-Colored Metal Link Chain. Just like a Real Earthworm, this Bugger has no Eyes and is nothing but a Straight Tube which Extends from the Mouth to the Anus. Sweet! You're gonna want to Buy TWO! ;)
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Green Eyed Dragon Cufflinks
I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…
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Asparagus Ring
Asparagus is a Spring Vegetable, a Flowering Perennial Plant Species in the Genus Asparagus. Once Classified in the Lily Family, like Onions and Garlic, the Liliaceae has been Split and the Onion-Like Plants are now in the Family of…
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Best Friend Nipple Ring
Sometimes your Best Friend is down… Blue. Sometimes all they need is some Perking up… Well, with these FUN Colorful Best Friend Nipple Rings, they can be Loving you FOREVER. For it’s Best Friend Nipple Rings that Pierce your…
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Cell Membrane Ring
“What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?” “Mitosis!” Oh that makes my Brain hurt… But much like this Ring, it’s Rich in other ways. Featuring a Cell Membrane Ring, wrapping a…
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Bull Horn Ring
You know what they say… “Grab the Bull by the Horns!” Well, now you can! Because this Ring is made out of 100% PURE BULL HORN! And that’s no Bull… ;) Unique Ring that’s very, very COOL!
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