Gold Porcelain Throne Necklace
This Miniature Gold Toilet is Hilarious... Plus, it makes a Great Gift for those who feel Poopy! This Toilet is made out of Gold Toned Base Metal and hangs from a Pendant with your Choice of Length (16" - 34"), and has a Lobster Claw Clasp for Durability. As Austin Powers Said "And I Want a Solid Gold Toilet but it's just not in the Cards now, is it?" Well... It is with this Too-Funny Pendant that's sure to get a Good Laugh! (And a Few Potty Jokes!) :)
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Skull Zombie Head Ring
Beautiful… A Zombie Head only a Mother could appreciate. A Handcrafted Zombie Skull Ring, featuring a Zombie Face with Turquoise Teeth… Tribal, Crazy, Bizarre, and Ghoulish… It’s all good Fun when you slap on a Zombie and RUN! Made…
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QR Code Cufflinks
I am a Sucker for Technology… And with these Quirky QR Code Cufflinks, I’m in Heaven! Wear these Cufflinks and everyone will be Grabbing their Smart Phones and Scanning your Arms to see where they lead. You can’t NOT…
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Pumpkin Knife Pendant
INCREDIBLE! This Pendant Rocks! It’s so Killer Good… Featuring a Bronze Pendant that’s a Pumpkin and a Knife… Visually Stunning and Creepy as Hell. I Just LOVE it! Finished Blackening Bronze (Which you can also get in Sterling Silver),…
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Poseidon Trident Pendant
I LOVE this Pendant! It’s so Bad Ass! It’s a Trident (a Three-Pronged Spear, or Three Teeth – Representing Deity Aspects: Creator, Preserver and Destroyer) Pendant and is the Weapon of Poseidon, the God of Sea in Classical Mythology.
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…












