“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?

Now this is a BLINGING Nipple Ring! Look at all those CZs. You’ll have to Wear your Shades when you look at this Ultra-Cool Piercing! AND… Guess What? It’s REAL GOLD! 14k Solid Gold and Circling your Nipple like…

What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…

How Cute is this? It’s a Dog Nosed Necklace that features a DOGGIE NOSE (for Dogs “20lbs” or Smaller)… That’s Not only Adorable, but it’s Cast from YOUR REAL DOG’S NOSE! Awwwwww COOL! Plus, it’s Personalized with your Dog’s…

Creep out the Folks this Halloween Season with some Creepy Dark Voodoo Earrings! WOW! Scary Voodoo Mask Earrings dangling from Red BONES! SICK! I Love it! Handmade out of Glazed Stoneware, these Detailed Death Heads dive below Enameled Copper…

I Just Laugh looking at these Cufflinks. It’s Michael Jackson’s Well-Known Celebrity Mugshot that Shocked us all! Looking more like Diana Ross than the Michael we Loved (Billy Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal…) Pale with Thin Lips, White…