Hairy Flesh Ring
OMG I’m Gonna Barf Now! I Gag when I Find Hair in my Food… So Seeing Hair Growing out of a Ring, that looks just like FLESH! WOW! That’s also the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this all-too-real Flesh Looking Bloody Ring. People will FREAK! I LOVE IT!
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Unique Handmade Flesh Ring
This is one Crazy Ass Ring! Looking like Real Flesh, Bloody and Stapled Together with HAIRS Growing Everywhere... It makes me Cringe just viewing it. It's got to be the Coolest, Creepiest Ring on the Net! No Doubts! Made of Polymer Clay, Metal Rings, Bronze, and REAL Human Hair... You'll Want to Rub it on your Face and LICK it! Right? HA! RIng's Adjustable so Stick it Wherever you Want! Barfffffff!
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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I’m A Fungi Cufflinks
HA HA I can’t stop Laughing at these Cufflinks… We’ve all heard it before, but Seriously… I’m a FUN GUY! :) Who hasn’t said that Line at one time or another? So if you’re a FUN GUY, wear these…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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Centipede Bangle Bracelet
Remember in the Movie “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”, when Willie (Kate Capshaw) has to crawl through the Dark Tunnel and gets Centipedes in her Hair? Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking when I see this Bracelet! Yikes!
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