"I have this Splitting Headache!"
I Know you Want this Lovely Charm Bead on your Charm Bracelet, now don't you? It would look GREAT next to that MOM Charm! HA! This Zombie Head is made out of Pewter and weights 16.9 Grams... Almost as much as your BRAINZZZZZ! Pstttt... At least the Pewter is Lead-Free, unlike your Knee Cap... CRUNCH!
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Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species…
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Red Digital Bracelet Wrist Watch
What a Cool Geeky Watch! It’s a Wrist Watch that’s both a Cuff Bracelet and an LED Digital Watch at the same time. Made out of a Black Silicone Plastic, this 17cm Cuff Watch has an easy to read…
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Gothic Skull Engagement Ring
Oh Nice… Talk about a Black Heart. HA! It’s the Most Awesome Gothic Engagement Ring you’ll find yet. Featuring an Engagement Ring, with a 2.85 Carat Round, Black Moissanite (Man-Made Diamond), set in 6 Prongs and Surrounded by Black…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Teddy Bear Belly Ring
“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…












