"Um, You Have Blood Dripping Down Your Ears!"
These Earrings are FUN... In a Bloody Sort of Way! :) Hand Painted Blood Red Earrings with a Clear Glazed Enamel to make them Glisten in the Light. They are Semi Hoops and Hang from a Nickel Free Brass Loop Chain and Gold-Tone Hypoallergenic Fish Hook Fastening. They will Add a Unique Touch to your Outfit for Sure! Red Enamel never looked so Good... Unless it was Real BLOOD! "DRIP!"
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Band-Aid Earrings
“Why do you put Bandaids in the Fridge?” “For Cold Cuts!” HA! And these Band-Aid Earrings Crack me up too! LOOK at them! How Freaking Cute… The Smiling Faces, the Blushing Cheeks, the Red Hearts… LMAO! They’re FUN and…
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Astral Dragon Quadrant Locket
OMG, My Geek Level just blew through the Roof… This Necklace is SWEET! It’s a 16th Century Enlightenment Astral Dragon Quadrant Pendulum Locket Pendant Necklace that’s Ultra-Cool. A Hidden Portrait Locket Developed from a Rare 16th Century Instrument, originally…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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Rotating Saw Tie Clip Bar
What an Awesome Piece of Jewelry… It’s a Tie Bar unlike any Tie Bar you’ve ever seen… It’s a Skill Saw with a Wicked Saw Blade that Actually ROTATES! SWEET! It’s a Vintage Clip from the 1950’s, that’s Light…
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Grumpy Banana Belly Button Ring
LMAO! This Belly Button Navel Ring makes me Laugh. And I have no idea what it means either… It’s just Stupid and Silly and the Most Fun your Belly could have in a long time… A Grumpy Banana, Dangling…
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…












