Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Crime Scene Bracelet
This is an appropriate Bracelet to wear if you’ve been Naughty… Or if you’re watching far too much CSI.
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Christmas Reindeer Ring
This Exquisite Reindeer is an Open Ended Ring Crafted from 925 Sterling Silver with Electroplated Rose Gold. Glistening in it’s Eye (I know, it should be the Nose) is a Shiny Ruby Red Cubic Zirconia. The Perfect Fun Ring…
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Crossword Lovers Bracelet
I am a Puzzle Freak! I love all kinds of Puzzles; Crosswords, Sudoku, Word Search, Anagrams, Brain Twisters, Mind Benders… I’m always doing something. And I’m not the only one… That’s why this Bracelet makes the perfect gift for…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Penguin Tongue Ring
Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…
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Stomach Necklace
“A Woman noticed her Husband standing on a Bathroom Scale, Sucking in his Stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to Help!” she said. “Sure it does,” he replied, “It’s the only way I can see the Numbers!” And with this…












