Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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AT-AT Walker Ear Plugs
STAR WARS FANS LOOK OUT! These Plugs are Looking for Your Ears! Check out these Incredibly Detailed AT-AT Star Wars Ear Plugs. COOL COOL COOL Plugs that will look KILLER in your Ears! WOW! I’m Stunned.
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Steampunk Jewelry Box
This Jewelry Box/Treasure Box ROCKS! It’s the Coolest Looking Box EVER! The Steampunk Skull Kicks Ass! So Cool, So Creepy, and you can keep your Jewelry right next to the BRAINZZZZ!
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Handmade Pumpkin Head Bracelet
Sweet Pumpkin of mine… These Orange Pumpkin Heads are Delightful and FUN! Handmade Pumpkins, created out of Polymer Clay, with Adorable Faces and Eyes and Mouth… Simply Darling! With an Elastic Stretchy Cord, this Bracelet is Approximately 8 inches…
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Scorpion Saddle Plug
Actual REAL Scorpion is set into this Poly Resin Saddle Plug. Organic, Creepy, AND Cool! Just think of all the Horrified Reactions you would get with these Bad Boys in your Ears. Plug away, have some FUN!
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Intestinal Parasite Brooch
Okay, this is a Hoot… Or should I say a Hookworm! For it’s an Intestinal Parasite, that’s a Brooch! Say What? HA! Boy do I love this Etsy Artist, she Handmakes some of the Most Bizarre and Coolest Brooches…












