Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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0 Days Without Sarcasm Cufflinks
These are SOOOOO me. “My Girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look Sexy… So I got Drunk!” HA! It’s Sarcasm, and everyone has some… Just like these Fun Cufflinks here. Square Cufflinks, White…
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Couples Love Heart Wrist Watch Set
Looking for the Perfect Gift for Valentine’s Day? How about Matching Wrist Watches. Great Looking Watches that form one HEART and the word LOVE when put together. “Thank God I Met You!” Specially Design for Sweet Lovers and Couples….
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Fortune Lucky Cat Rose Gold Pendant
Feeling Lucky PUNK? You will with this Lucky Cat Pendant, it’s PURR-FECT! Plus, it’s also a Great Way to Start off the New Year, with a Little Luck. Lucky Cat has been around Forever, and now you can Wear…
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Cute Monkey Ring
“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…












