Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Chewbacca Cufflinks
“WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” It’s Chewy, heading into Trouble again (especially since he’s on your Wrist). Fun Loving Chewbacca Cufflinks, so Cute, so Fun, so Star Wars Wookie-Wookie! Everyone Loves the Big Fur Ball… And now, you can Own Chewbacca, made from…
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Cigarette Ear Plug
LOL! I’ve seen People Stick Pencils in their Ears… But NOW, you can Stick Cigarettes! These Fun Ear Plugs are PERFECT for the Smoker. Looking like a Real Cigarette, these Ear Plugs come in Gauge Sizes 6G, 4G, 2G,…
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Santa Claus Cufflinks
Santa will look Jolly as he Rocks your Sleeves this Christmas. It doesn’t get more Festive than Old St. Nick in Bright Red and White Enamel Sporting your French Cuffs. Santa comes in a Presentation Gift Box, and you…
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Working Whisk Cufflinks
HOW FUN! And what a perfect gift for the Chef, or wanna be Chef, baker, barista or foodie… It’s whisks! Miniature working whisks that move and shake just like the real ones. Soldered onto great looking cufflink backs, so…
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Virus Pendant
I know you’d love a Virus… Right around your Neck! Something Cool and Creepy with Shimmering Orange CZ Stones (Head Containing DNA Organism)… This Fun Pendant is inspired by an Electron Microscope Image of a Virus. It’s made out…












