Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…
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Concrete Cement Diamond Necklace
“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…
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Square Pendant Necklace
Featuring One Round Cubic Zircon Gemstone, set in a Square Pendant Necklace! I think this Pendant is the Cutest little Pendant. The CZ is loose and held in place by the open Box. Very Different, very COOL!
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Mexican Beer Bottle Earrings
The Thunder from Down Under… Wait… Is that a BEER? HA! You know you’ve had one too many when Beer Bottles are Dangling from your Ears! And if you’re looking for Fun, a Good Time, Happy Hour, there’s no…
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!












