Steampunk Sundial Compass Wrist Watch
Awesome Awesome Awesome! This Watch has a Functional Sundial and Compass in Solid Brass Case and Set with a Genuine Hand-Stitched Dark Tan Leather Strap. I LOVE it! It's Accurate to a Quarter of an Hour, and Naturally, it only Works in the Sunlight! (SO NOT FOR VAMPIRES!) Buy this Watch... Find the Sun... See the Time... Then Head NORTH... Just Because you CAN! :)
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Christmas Lights Necklace
Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Spartan Helmet Ring
Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…
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8-Piece Puzzle Ring
There are lots of Puzzle Rings on the market, but what makes this one so Unique is the fact that it’s an 8-Piece Puzzle Ring… Where most are just 4 or 6 Piece. Think you can do Puzzles? Think…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…












