Creepy Zombie Belly Button Navel Ring
They call this Zombie "Creepy", I call it Funny. Just look at those Big Bulging Eyes, the outstretched Hands, the Open Mouth... It's Coming to get you... Made of 14 Gauge, 925 Sterling Silver, this Belly Navel Ring will make everyone MOAN with Laughter. Wearing a Red Shirt, Red Pants (with Twisted Legs), and a Split Brain with RED BLOOD... This Zombie is just looking for some FUN! Stick it in your Belly and let the Groans Begin! :)
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Dandelion Ring
Taraxacum, or Dandelions, are a Large Genus of Flowering Plants in the Family Asteraceae. They have Very Small Flowers Collected together into a Composite Flower Head. Each Single Flower in a Head is called a Floret. And this Beautiful…
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Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous…
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Teddy Bear Belly Ring
“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…
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Yorkie Watch
The Yorkshire Terrier Breed was originally called the Broken Haired Scotch Terrier, Broken Haired Toy Terrier or simply the Toy Terrier. And it’s true, they look just like Toys. So Small, So Cute, So Adorable you could put them…
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…