I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in your Hearing Aid!” HA! You gotta LOVE Poop Jokes… And since Everyone Poops, why not Tell the World with this FUNNY ASS Bracelet!
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I Pooped Today Bangle Bracelet Cuff
Need a little Fiber in your Diet? Maybe lay off the Cheese, Potato Chips and Bananas... Because all that's doing is Binding you up! NOT COOL! You should get yourself some Activia and Get Regular TODAY! And Everyone else that gets LUCKY Dropping a Deuce, put this Hilarious Bangle Bracelet on and make everyone Laugh their Ass off! Made of Aluminum with a Glossy Finish, this Bracelet has Big Bold Letters that Read "I POOPED TODAY" and a Stick Figure Bouncing up and down for JOY, you can't go Wrong with this Cuff... Plus, it makes a Great Shoe Horn as well. You never know...
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Steam-Powered Calibrator Watch
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Captain America Belly Ring
If you like Captain America, you’ll LOVE this Belly Ring! Featuring the Captain America Shield with the Red, White, and Blue Rings, along with the Classic White Star in the Center, this Belly Ring will grab all EYES!
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One Hand Men’s Watch
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His & Hers State Cufflinks
These are Awesome. And such a Great Gift for the Groom. A Pair of His and Her Home State Cufflinks, that you Customize with, your Home States, of course. Her State on one Cufflink, His State on the other….
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