Zombie Pavlova Miniature Food Ring
Well, those Zombie Intestines sure do go down Hard... At least the Blood will Wash them down. :) Nothing like a Delicious Zombie Dessert, right? Finger Licking Good! This Zombie Pavlova is made from Polymer Clay on a China Plate. The Ring is Silver Plated, Lead and Nickel Free, and Adjustable, so it will fit your Fingers... While you still have them! :) Gory, Eye-Popping, and FUN, this Ring is Certainly going to Turn Heads. Eh?
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Concrete Cylinder Earrings
“A man walks into the bar with a slab of concrete… He says to the bartender, “I’ll take one for me, and one for the road!” LOL! “What’s a concrete’s favorite movie? ROCKY!” Oh boy… Those are a groaner,…
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Coffee Stopper Pendant
What a great idea… A Coffee Stopper around your neck! For you never have one handy in the car… And now, you simply stick your Sterling Silver Coffee Stopper into the Coffee Cup Hole, and no more SPILL! Awesome!…
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Skull and Bones Bullet Pendant
What a Great Creepy Pendant to Wear for Halloween… Or any time. It’s a Crazy Skull, with a Dire Smile, on a Bullet Shaped Stainless Steel Pendant. WOW! Slide this onto a Stainless Steel Chain and you have the…
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!
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Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…