Lick Me Purple Condom Necklace
Your Mama always told you to never leave the house without your rubbers on... Now you don't have to! This imaginitive Etsy Artist makes some FUN and Humorous Necklaces with different Colored Condoms and different sayings. What a Hoot! Strap one on today...
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Vampire Chronicles Necklace
This Ultra-Cool Victorian Ornate Pattern Vampire Chronicles Book Necklace is AWESOME! It’s Dark, Gothic, and very BLOODY! The Corners have Bats With Blood Red Stones! Strong Hinges Fasten with a Buckle and a Hidden Magnet. And Inside the Book…
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Binary Wrist Watch
Geek out with this Ultra-Cool and Hip Binary Wrist Watch. It’s nothing but 0’s and 1’s… Okay, it’s Easier than that. It’s Literally the Easiest Binary Watch to Read yet; Featuring Hours at the top, listed as: 8, 4,…
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Jelly Bean Necklace
Sugar, Corn Syrup, and Pectin… Oh Boy, I LOVE those Jelly Beans! Jelly Belly’s, Spicy, Popcorn Flavored, Cinnamon… You name it, they’re all Delicious. Scrumptious Small Bean-Shaped Sugar Candies with Soft Candy Shells and Thick Gel… YUM! Gotta have…
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Burger King Logo Earrings
These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…












