Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Best Friends Mustache Belly Rings
HAHA! OMG! Hey Dude, Wanna get Matching Belly Button Rings? How about a Mustache… Half for YOU and Half for ME! LMAO! Now that I’d like to see… And with this Funny Mustache Belly Button Ring, you’d probably see…
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Invincibility Talisman Necklace
KICK ASS COOL! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Pendant that’s also a Talisman! This Helm of Awe, also known as Aegishjalmur, is an Icelandic ‘Stave’ Rune which evokes Protection and Invincibility in Battle. AWESOME!
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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Ceramic Mask Earrings
Freakkyyyyyyy! If I saw these Earrings in your Ears, I would Scream too! Talk about Bizarre! It’s so Bizarre, I love it! Creepy Handmade, Ceramic Clay Masks with Eye Holes and a Mouth Hole… WOW! Like something straight outta…
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Hanging Man Nipple Shield
LOL I know what you need… A Man Hanging off your Nipple! BAH! And this Hanging Man Nipple Ring is just that, a Man Dangling off your Nipple Bar like it’s Hanging on for Dear Life… Trying to Climb…
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Nipple Shield Rings Barbell
COOL COOL COOL Piercing Barbell. Just look at the Fangs and how they would protrude around your… your… you know! Made of Stainless Steel, they look great!
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