Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Hanging Sloth Necklace
LMAO! What a Life Sloths have… Hanging Around, Doing Nothing! Don’t you Wish you could be so Lazy? Like a Saturday Afternoon on the Beach… Sigh! Well, this Cheery and Fun Loving Brown Sloth will be the Pick-Me-Up we…
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Gumball Machine Pendant
Cute Cute Miniature Gumball Machine Pendant full of Colorful Gumballs! Put a Coin in and Eat 5 Gumballs at the same time… “MUNCH!” Too Bad they aren’t Real! :( But hey, it’s Fun and Attractive and will get people…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Waffle and Syrup Ring
If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…
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Bitch Stamp Ring
LOL! This Ring Cracks me up! I’m Laughing so Hard I need a Bitch Slap! HA! And with this Bad Ass Sterling Silver Ring, that just might happen. It’s a Bitch Stamp Ring, with the Letters Backwards, so when…
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Pooping Toilet Cufflinks
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, Keep Flushing!” HA! If you have a Potty Mouth, Love Toilet Jokes, or Just like to Poop… These Cufflinks are for YOU! It’s the Pooping Toilet Cufflinks that will make your Shirt Sleeves…
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