Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in a Bowl of French Onion Chip Dip and CHOW away. “CRUNCH CRUNCH!” Get some Laughs, and TONS of Questions with these Fun Earrings! :)
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Huge Funky Realistic Potato Chip Earrings
These Rippled Potato Chip Earrings are HUGE and very FUNKY! Made from Life-Sized Plastic Potato Chips, they come attached to Stainless Steel Fish Ear Hooks and are Ready to Dangle from your Lobes and Look very Edible. Now... "Why did the Sea Monster Eat Five Ships that were carrying Potatoes?" "Because no one can Eat just one Potato Ship!" Isn't that the Truth? :)
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Denture Bracelet
This just kills me. It’s making my eyes water. What an Interesting Piece of Jewelry. Dentures that wrap around your Wrist. It leaves me Speechless! Crazy and Different, you’ll need no Gum to hold these in place.
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Guitar Pick Holder Wristband
“Cum on feel the Noize. Girls rock your Boys. We get Wild, Wild, Wild. Wild, Wild, Wild…” Oh Damn, the Pick Broke… Gotta Hate that! Well, not anymore, because this Nifty Bracelet Wristband is a Noize Saver… For it’s…
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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Hershey Kisses Pendant
Who can resist a KISS? Let alone a Hershey’s Kiss! And this Kiss Pendant is not only Adorable, but it’s 3D and FULL of Diamonds! BLING! CRUNCH! YUM! Sparkle with a Kiss and try not to DROOL! :)
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Mermaid Scale Tail Belly Ring
What a Great Looking Belly Button Ring. A Mermaid. With Scales and Tails, this Belly Ring is certainly a SPLASH! Fun Colorful Tail of Green and Blue Scales, Adorned atop a 316L Stainless Steel Curved Barbell with more Scales….
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