Huge Funky Realistic Potato Chip Earrings
These Rippled Potato Chip Earrings are HUGE and very FUNKY! Made from Life-Sized Plastic Potato Chips, they come attached to Stainless Steel Fish Ear Hooks and are Ready to Dangle from your Lobes and Look very Edible. Now... "Why did the Sea Monster Eat Five Ships that were carrying Potatoes?" "Because no one can Eat just one Potato Ship!" Isn't that the Truth? :)
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“Burning Love” Elvis Presley Watch
“Lord Almighty, I feel my Temperature Rising. Higher Higher. It’s Burning through to my Soul…” Nothing like a Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love from the King himself. Elvis Presley. Now with a Signature Series Women’s Wrist Watch that’s…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Get yer Guns ready, it’s Hunting Time! But make sure you Slap this Bracelet on first, for it’s a Survival Bracelet, you just might need. Featuring Cool Walking Dead Charms like: Zombie, Gas Mask, Grenade, Gun, Bullet, Rick’s Hat,…
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Zombie Body Parts Earrings
OMG These Dangly Earrings are the Cutest things… ZOMBIE BODY PARTS! HA! One Sawed Off Bloody Foot for One Ear, and One Lump of Brain for the Other. TOO COOL! These Earrings will Make Everyone Smile and Laugh. You…
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Donald Trump Tweet Tweet Cufflinks
HA HAHAHAHH HAHA HA HA! Listen. I Don’t Care which side of the Political Fence you’re on. It doesn’t matter if you Love Trump or Hate Trump. What does matter is this: He Tweets A LOT! And most of…
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Big Hole Cheater Plugs
Want a big hole? Want to look like your Earlobes has a Gigantic Ear Opening? A Massive Hole that Rips through your Skin showing the Grand Beyond? Well, say no more, because now you can give that Effect with…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…