Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap with a Crack Smile, Rosy Cheeks, and Big Bulging Eyes… Oh, and let’s not forget that Spiral Poop Hat…
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Cute Pile of Poop Wrist Watch
What Time is it? Time to take a Dump! Because with this Watch, Time is Irrelevant... It's nothing but Poop! It's a Brown Comical Poo sitting on a Bright Yellow Dial Face (the Color of Corn). HOW CUTE! To Set the Time, you just Pull the Stem and Turn... Just don't get any under your FIngernails... Just Sayin'. Water Resistant, Black Leather Strap, and a Happy #2... What's not to Like? Need a Good Gag Gift... Well here it is, your very own STINKER! :)
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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Wooden Pallet Earrings
We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…
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Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…
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