Toast Bangle
Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing in the Morning without my Coffee and Toast. And just like this Bracelet, Toast is on it’s way. It’s a Polymer Clay Toast Charm on a Bangle Bracelet 3.5″ Wide that will make Everyone Crumble and Drool. Eh?
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Polymer Clay Toast Charm Bangle Bracelet
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No Step On Snek Enamel Pin
LMAO! This is a Fun Meme… A Snake Lapel Pin that reads “NO STEP ON SNEK”… Originally taken from the “Don’t Tread On Me” Snake Featured on the Gadsden Flag (an Iconic Historical American Flag), that was Introduced during…
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Crest Toothpaste Earrings
Oh those Crazy Tubes of Toothpaste… Always hard to Squeeze out the Last Drop… Unlike these, Crest Toothpaste Tubes that Dangle from your Ears. The only way to Squish these is to Smash your Head. Right? HA… White, Colorful,…
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Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Got Candy Nipple Ring
“What kind of Bear has no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What do you call a Cow that can’t Moo?” “A Milk Dud!” “Where did the Alien go to get a Drink?” “A Mars Bar!” “What is a Zombies Favorite…
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