Toast Bangle
Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing in the Morning without my Coffee and Toast. And just like this Bracelet, Toast is on it’s way. It’s a Polymer Clay Toast Charm on a Bangle Bracelet 3.5″ Wide that will make Everyone Crumble and Drool. Eh?
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Polymer Clay Toast Charm Bangle Bracelet
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Bacon Jewelry Costume Set
Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…
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Hippie Moon Pendant
This ain’t your average Moon… This is the Smiling Hippie Moon! Just look at that Open Mouth, those Teeth… the Big Evil Eyes… It’s Laughing at you, for Sure! Makes for a Very Cool Looking Necklace that’s Durable and…
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BAM! Cufflinks
“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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Tammy Faye Bakker Ring
“Oh Lord No…” This Handmade Ring takes the Cake! Tammy Faye Bakker crying with Mascara Dripping down her Face… How FUN is that? Sure to provoke a Comment, Laugh or a WTF! Now YOU can be the Hot Mess!
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