Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says “She Wants the Rest of her Lunch Back!” HA! KIDS! Beans are always a Good Source of Fiber, Laughs, and Farts, No Doubt! And this Beans on Toast Tie Tack is Funny too! :)
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Beans on Toast Miniature Food Tie Pin Tie Tack
Beans on Toast is a Classy way of Saying S.O.S... or "S*it on Shingle"! That's what my Dad called it. Toast with Melted Butter (he would also Slap Cheese on it) and then Loaded up with BEANS! "MMM GOOD!" And this Tie Tack looks just like that. It's the Perfect thing to Stick on your Tie... you already have Stains there. Right? Made of Polymer Clay, with a Silver Plated Back, this Tack looks YUMMY and Real! Stick it in and Start Spooning! :)
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Black Skull Wrist Watch
What a Crazy, Cool, Limited Edition Watch. WOW! This Watch is an Interpretation of the 17th Century Skull Watch of Mary Queen of Scots, the Mexican Celebration of Dia de Los Muertos, with a Beautifully Decorated Skeleton Movement. Hand-Made…
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Gothic “13” Belly Ring
Researchers Estimate that at least 10 Percent of the U.S. Population has a Fear of the Number 13, and each Year even more Fear Friday the 13th, known as Paraskevidekatriaphobia! Now that’s a Mouth Full if I ever heard…
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Strange Faces Ring
“All the Better to See you with, my Dear!” HA! This Ring is out there. And that’s why I LOVE it! It’s a One-Of-A-Kind Piece, that will certainly be a Conversation Starter. Turn the Face and SMILE!
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Bloody Cleaver Earrings
Having a Murder Mystery or a Halloween Party? Why not wear these Way Cool Cleaver Earrings! Made of Silver-Plated Brass, they will get your ears noticed FAST! Drip Drip Drip!!!
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Sundial Pendant
Suspend the Sundial by its Cord and Aim the Hole at the Sun. A Ray of Sunlight will shine through and illuminate a number on the inside, telling the time of day! WAY COOL!
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