Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Disney Character Charm Bracelet
AWWWWWWW! LOOK LOOK LOOK, it’s a Charm Bracelet for the Disney Lover! This Awesome and Adorable Charm Bracelet features 37 Different Disney Characters. Colorful, Fun, and very Festive, you’ll Love how it Looks and Love how it Feels! :)
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Human Skull Carved Bone Ring
This Ring is SICK! Cool! Creepy and AWESOME… For it’s a Human Skull, that’s Hand Carved out of BONE! The Details are Incredible too… Daunting Eye Sockets, Gnarly Teeth, even the Cracks in the Cranium… Stunning! Dug out of…
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Dog Poop Earrings
Well, these Earrings take the Cake. The Poo Cake that is! Turd Shaped Dog Poop Earrings that will make your Ears look like S**t! Bad Dog Owners will LOVE these… Big Steaming Piles of Poo that are Coiled up…
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Chakra Belly Button Ring
Balance your Body with this Belly Button Ring. It’s Ideal for the Chakra for it Features all the Chakra Colors and Gems: Red for the Root Chakra, Orange for the Sacral Chakra, Yellow for the Solar Plexus Chakra, Green…
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Eye Orb Ear Plugs
Handmade using Polymer Clay and Glass, your EYES have never looked so good! Muaha ahahaha ha ahha I LOVE these Bright Green Orbs POPPING outta the Sockets! What AWESOME Ear Plugs! Cool and Creepy!
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