Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Banana Peen Earrings
LMFAO! It’s that banana-boy? No… It’s banana, with peen. Banana peen earrings that dangle on either side of your face with glitter and glaze. Fun earrings that will let your true personality shine. Featuring banana peels, and some big…
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Never-Ending Staircase Ring
Sweet! This Escherian Style Inspired Staircase Ring is Gravity Bending for sure. Featuring a Stairwell that Violates the Laws of Physics and Basic Logic by Looping in a Never-Ending Quest, Ascending and Descending, just like the Famous M. C….
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Red Fairy Door Brooch
What a Darling Brooch for your Hat, Coat, Purse, or Lapel… It’s a Red Door that looks so Magical and Fantastic… Perfect for any Fairy, Gnome, or Hobbit to come through. Cheery Bright Red Door that’s Welcoming and Intriguing….
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…
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