“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…

“You turned me out, then you turned me on… You dropped a bomb on me!” Oh yeah… But this bomb… Is an F Bomb enamel brooch badge! And everyone drops one. It’s a fun lapel pin that will crack…

With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…

These Cufflinks are ADORABLE! Blue Balloon Doggie Cufflinks that will get plenty of “Ooohs” and “Ahhhhs” No Doubt! Made out of Rhodium Plated Brass and Blue as the Sky, these Dogs will have everyone Barking! :)

This Stainless Steel Orange Rubber Bracelet is made entirely of Surgical Grade Stainless Steel and of course, Orange Rubber! Great Look, very Cool, very Different. You can’t go wrong with Orange!

JAM OUT with these Cufflinks on your Sleeves! Just think of how COOL you’ll look sporting Red Mini-Guitars! SWEET! Musicians and Music Lovers, this is the PERFECT Gift for YOU!