Working Salt and Pepper Shaker Earrings
I can just see someone pulling these out of their Ears and Sprinkling Salt and Pepper on their Food at a Diner. I would LAUGH! But, they Work and they Work well, so the Jokes on me! These Glass Vials hold Real Salt and Real Pepper (Refillable), and Hang from Sterling Silver Ear Wires. The Domed Tops are Sterling Silver as well, and have Holes to let the Seasoning FLOW! They are Marked S & P, just in case you need help... Fun Earrings, but you know... "This Dance ain't for Everybody. Only the Sexy People! Ah, Push it - Push it Real Good!"
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…
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R2D2 Dome Cufflinks
These are Possibly the MOST AWESOME CUFFLINKS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! I LOVE them! Featuring the Classic R2D2 Dome, in a Half-Moon Shaped Cufflink, these are just TOO COOL for Words! They are Beautiful, Geeky, and FUN!
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Cool Red Two Time Zone Watch
This Wrist Watch is so Crazy-Cool, I LOVE IT! Talk about Dramatic… It’s a Two-Time Zone Watch that’s Beautifully made with Artificial Red Leather (You can also get this in Yellow, White, Black and Blue), that’s Oversized showing Two…
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Bicycle Girl Zombie Ear Plug
Walking Dead Fans Plug your Ears… With this Kick Ass Cool Zombie Ear Plug! It’s the Bicycle Girl (Hannah) Zombie from Season 1. She’s the First Walker that Rick Grimes encounters in the Premiere, “Days Gone Bye”. Awesome Show!…