Vintage Crack Ring
Now this is an Awesome Looking Ring! It’s all that it’s Cracked up to be! :) I Just LOVE Cracks! Vintage and Aged and looking like the Bicycle Girl in The Walking Dead, this Ring is COOL! Putting this on will allow you to see all the Cracks in your Life… Sort of like the Cracks in Death Valley! eh?
Stick your Finger in this Crack!
This Ring is Simple and Effective. It really looks like the Ring has Dried up and Cracked all the way around. How Awesome is that? Made from either Stainless Steel or Titanium (it lists both), this Ring is Durable and Certainly won't Break or Crack. It comes in Ring Sizes 7-10. Order one, get Cracked Tomorrow! :)
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Candy Corn Bottle Pendant
What a Cute Darling YUMMY looking Halloween Pendant. A Glass Bottle filled with Colorful Candy Corns. Festive, Yellow and Orange Goodies, handmade out of Fimo, fill this Pendant, capped with a Cork. Plus, you can choose which Dangling Charm…
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Mr. Bean Cufflinks
Mr. Bean is a British Television Program Series Written by and Starring Rowan Atkinson as the Title Character! And I tell you… I LOVE MR. BEAN! His Face and Expressions make me Laugh my Ass off! Even the Name…
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The Big Bang Theory Bracelet
This Adorable 7″ Charm Bracelet is loaded with Plastic Charms (single sided). They are Sealed with an Acrylic Sealer for Maximum Durability, and come on a 7″ Curb Chain with a Lobster Clasp. “I’m Batman! Ssssh!”
