Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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Potted Succulent Plant Earrings
How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…
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Vertebra Ear Cuff
What a Crazy Ear Cuff… It’s SOOO COOL! It’s a Skeleton Vertebra that wraps up your Ear! It’s AWESOME and very, very Different! All your Friends will want one! :)
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Princess Royal Crown Charm
You know that Princess in your Life? Well, buy her this Royal Princess Charm and she’ll LOVE you! Set with Pink and Purple Swarovski Crystals, you can’t go wrong! Plus, it fits most any Charm Bracelet! SWEET!
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Bacon And Eggs Skull Belly Ring
You’re a Bad Ass, but you also like Breakfast… Nothing wrong with that. Some Bacon and Eggs… What’s not to love? Just like this HOT Belly Button Navel Ring, it’s Blinging Red Gems, on a Stainless Steel Barbel, and…
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