Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Eclipse Watch
Crazy Cool Watch that looks so SIMPLE! Elegant and Slick, this Watch tells the Time by the Circular White Edge and Bars. It’s an Amazing and Unusual Phenomenon, that also GLOWS in the Dark! SWEET!
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Dog Dump Brooch
LMAO! I Can’t Stop LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It’s a Brooch of a Dog in a Yellow Sweater taking a DUMP! Bah ahaahaahahahahah! My Eyes are Crying… My Stomach Hurts! But does this Dog Care?…
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Arrows Ear Cuff
This Cool Ear Cuff fits to any Shape or Size of Ear and looks Great with everything! Arrows look neat pointing down the Ear, and the Cuff feels Comfortable without pinching.
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Jeweler’s Lighted Magnifier Visor
This easy-to-wear Magnified Visor is great for for Watch, Jewelry Repair, Arts & Crafts, and everything else. It has 3 lenses, and a built in Light!
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…
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Frankenstein Pendant
We are Unfashioned Creatures, but Half made up, if one Wiser, Better, Dearer than ourselves — such a Friend ought to be! And what a Friend this Pendant is. Cool, Crafty, Charming, and a little Bloody, you’ll want to…