Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Bloody Hands and Axe Earrings
WOWWWWW! You can’t get too much more Creepy then when you add Blood to Earrings! YIKES! A Creepy Doll Hand, Severed at the Wrist, Dripping in Blood from one Ear, and the other… A Dangly Hatchet Axe… Also marred…
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Pooping Toilet Cufflinks
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, Keep Flushing!” HA! If you have a Potty Mouth, Love Toilet Jokes, or Just like to Poop… These Cufflinks are for YOU! It’s the Pooping Toilet Cufflinks that will make your Shirt Sleeves…
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Monopoly Property Bracelet
Now this is FUN… If you Find Losing at Monopoly Nickle by Nickle FUNNNNN! Sometimes it’s Death and Destruction. HA! But I still Play it. It’s all in the Luck of the Dice. eh? And now, you can Wear…
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Darth Vader Santa Hat Cufflinks
NICEEEEE! It Certainly is a Geeky Christmas with the New Star Wars Movie, The Force Awakens coming to Theaters… And what Better way to Deck the Deathstar, then with a Little Merry Sithmas Santa… It’s Darth Vader Wearing a…
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