Crocs Cufflinks
CROCS… The Foam Clog Designed Slip-on Shoe that everyone LOVES to Hate! Am I right? ;) So why not CLOG up your Sleeves with a Pair of Crocs that look so Real they Squeak! Gift, or Gag, these will certainly bring a Laugh! :)
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"And you Light up my Life, You Give me Hope, to Clog on..."
These Croc Cufflinks just make me Chuckle. Really! I'm Laughing as I write this! Miniature Red Crocs that are made out of Plastic with Rhodium Plated Base Metal Cufflinks. Slap these on your Arms and see how long it takes people to notice they're Crocs. HA! Now, if only I could stick my Pinky Toe in them...
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Pot Leaf Marijuana Ear Plugs
When I went to Amsterdam many years ago, some Guy came up to me on the Street offering to Sell me Weed (Legal then). Standing right next to him was a Cop (Just Minding his own Business). Blew me…
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777 Lucky Tie Tack
Lucky 7 is the World’s Most Magic Number. It’s Significant across Religions and Cultures, and is Overwhelmingly a Favorite Number… With 7 Days of the Week, 7 Colors of the Rainbow, 7 Musical Notes, 7 Seas, 7 Continents… and…
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Alien Xenomorph Ring
Absolutely Beautiful. And Creepy. And Cool… A Xenomorph Ring that’s so Unusual, so Different, so Sci-fi Bizarre, you’ll think HR Giger Berthed it himself. The Alien Xenomorph (inspired by Giger) Ring Handmade, Cast in either Sterling Silver or 14k…
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iPhone Recharging Bracelet
“That’s a Cool Watch You Have On… Where’s the Face?” “It’s Not a Watch!” “Oh, then that’s a Weird Bracelet…” “It’s NOT a Bracelet… It’s a Power Charger for my iPhone!” “Ohhhh! OHHHHHHHH! Now that’s COOL!” I can see…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…
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