Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and says, “Well, I Guess we finally Answered THAT Question!” LMAO! That was BAD… But these Earrings are GOOD!
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Cigarette and Match Dangle Earrings
You know, a Survey has shown that Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics! Really! And with these very Interesting Pair of Cigarette and Match Earrings, you'll certainly hear both sides of the story. One Earring Dangle is a Crumbled up Cigarette, still red at the tip, and the other Earring is a Match from a Match Box... Both look pretty Real, and they'll be an Awesome Conversation Starter! 1.5" long, you'll Heat things up for Sure! :)
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Evil Clown Lapel Pin
YIKES! Holy Crap… IT’s Clown Day Today… The Premier of Stephen King’s IT… And it’s Scary as Hell. Just like this Creepy Ass Clown Pin, the things of Horrors and Nightmares and Red Balloons. A Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin/Brooch…
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Men’s Wedding Band with Swimmers
WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…
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Creepy Doll Head Necklace
Hang on, I’m having Nightmares… But this isn’t a Dream! It’s Real! One look at this Vintage Creepy Crying Doll Head Necklace and you’ll soon understand… The Nightmares are Started, and they’re around your NECK!
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Cool Skull Cufflinks
“Why didn’t the Skeleton Dance at the Halloween Party?” “He had no Body to Dance with!” “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When something Tickles his Funny Bone!” HA! Groan… But these Cufflinks are a different Story. Very Hip and…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…
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