Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and says, “Well, I Guess we finally Answered THAT Question!” LMAO! That was BAD… But these Earrings are GOOD!
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Cigarette and Match Dangle Earrings
You know, a Survey has shown that Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics! Really! And with these very Interesting Pair of Cigarette and Match Earrings, you'll certainly hear both sides of the story. One Earring Dangle is a Crumbled up Cigarette, still red at the tip, and the other Earring is a Match from a Match Box... Both look pretty Real, and they'll be an Awesome Conversation Starter! 1.5" long, you'll Heat things up for Sure! :)
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Razor Blade Nipple Bar Ring
Feeling Dangerous? Want to look like a Bad Boy? Well with this Nipple Ring, you can make anyone’s day… For it’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that features Cool and Creepy Razor Blades… Not Real Blades, of course, but still…
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Dorito Chip Ring
Doritos Tacos, Doritos Pizza Crust, and NOW DORITOS JEWELRY? You got it! This Crazy Designer made a Gold Plated Ring that looks just like a Doritos Chip! Wanna bite?
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Milk Chocolate Heart Earrings
Everyone will want to Grab and Lick your Ears with these Yummy Hearts Dangling in the Wind like a Carrot to a Horse. They’re Milk Chocolate Earrings (made out of Polymer Clay), Heart Shaped, with Dark Chocolate Icing Detail…
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Donut Tie Clip
“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…
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Gingerbread Man Bracelet Set
YUM! Gingerbread Cookies… Love them! Gotta Eat Them… But not these… For these Gingerbread Men are make of Polymer Clay, so they wouldn’t Taste so Good. But hey, they Look Good. Ideal for a Wonderful Christmas Bracelet and Earring…
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Conjoined Twins Skeleton Necklace
Lovely, you can’t get any more Creepy at Halloween time, than Conjoined Twins! WOW! Frightening Handmade Skeletons attached at the Chest. Bony Ribs, a Crazy Spinal Cord, Skulls, Eye Sockets… And only one has a Set of Eye Balls!…
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