Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a Conjoined Triplet! And boy was that INSANE!!! *BARFS! The Film Received Generally Negative Reviews from Mainstream Film Critics, but it did spread Wildly Mouth to Mouth! :)
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The Human Centipede Silver Ring
Oh the Jokes I could make about this Movie... But I'll leave them to your Imagination. This Crazy Ass 10 mm Wide Ring is cast out of Smooth and Slightly Textured Sterling Silver, then Hand-Polished to a Mild Sheen. It comes in a Ring Size 7, and is 1.5 mm Thick. Buy 1 Today, and Freak People out Tomorrow with #2!
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Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…
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Gothic Bangle Bone
This Bracelet is SOOOOO COOOOL! Just look at it. It looks like some Kick Ass Jaw Bone from some Crazy Extinct Animal. AWESOME! And to think that someone carved this out of Resin… WOW! I Love it!
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Michael Myers Knife Earrings
Holy Crap these Earrings are Scary. They are Totally KILLER! Fantastically Detailed Knife Blade Earrings with the Likeness of Michael Myers himself… Split right down the middle. Frightening and Creepy, these Iconic Earrings are so Different, so Unique, they’re…
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pendant
LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…
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LED Binary Sport Wrist Watch
This has got to be one of the Coolest Binary Watches I’ve ever seen… It looks like something from the future… Talk about a GEEK ALERT! WOW! Read the Time, Day and Date, Binary Style with light-up LED Digits…
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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