The Human Centipede Silver Ring
Oh the Jokes I could make about this Movie... But I'll leave them to your Imagination. This Crazy Ass 10 mm Wide Ring is cast out of Smooth and Slightly Textured Sterling Silver, then Hand-Polished to a Mild Sheen. It comes in a Ring Size 7, and is 1.5 mm Thick. Buy 1 Today, and Freak People out Tomorrow with #2!
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Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……
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Do Me Ear Plug
“Here we are in this Big Old Empty Room, Staring each other Down, U Want me just as much as I Want U, let’s Stop Fooling around, Take me Baby… Kiss me all over… Play with my Love, Bring…
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Punk Rock Skull Bracelet
LOL Looking for a Nice Chunky Biker Bracelet? Something Punk or Rock with Skulls? Well, this just might be the thing… It’s a Heavy Men’s Bracelet featuring Grinning Skulls with Full Beards, Sunglasses, and Cowboy Hats. HA! Why Wear…
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Gun Control Earrings
A lot can be said with these Cool Dangle Drop Earrings… Gun Control. Whether you want to just Limit them, or Abolish them, these Earrings make a Bold Statement on where you stand. Featuring 1.5″ Round White Discs with…












