Red Onion Earrings
“My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry.” “So I threw a pumpkin at her.” Ha! That would make anyone cry… But these earrings won’t. They’re fun fake red onion earrings that are a cut above the rest. Handmade felt fabric earrings, that look like real onion slices, length: 2.2 inches; width: 1.5 inches, plus another 1.7 inch dangle from a silver-tone fishhook earwire. Hang them from your ears and let the comments begin.
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Cat Cookie Pendant
LMAO! I LOVE this Cat Cookie Pendant! It’s Crunchy Good Fun! Not only does it look like a REAL Cookie, but it has adorable Candy Eyes (They look like M&M’s), AND… It also comes with a matching set of…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Devil Horn Tribal Ear Plugs
Nice… You ever had the Devil whispering in your ear? Well, now you can every single day, for these Bad-Ass Ear Plugs, are Devilish indeed. They’re Satan, the Devil, Handcarved out of Sawo Wood, and Embodied with Buffalo Horns……
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Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint…
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Calligraphy Pen Tie Bar
Did you know that Calligraphy is is a Visual Art related to Writing? It’s the Design and Execution of Lettering with a Broad Tip Instrument or Brush. The Practice can be Defined as “The Art of Giving Form to…
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No Step On Snek Enamel Pin
LMAO! This is a Fun Meme… A Snake Lapel Pin that reads “NO STEP ON SNEK”… Originally taken from the “Don’t Tread On Me” Snake Featured on the Gadsden Flag (an Iconic Historical American Flag), that was Introduced during…
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